LAZY F WORKING
GUEST RANCH
SPRING ROUNDUP 2013
The Annual Lazy F Working Guest
Ranch Spring Roundup
Where Lazy F Working
Guest Ranch guests learn to cowboy the hard way -
HANDS ON!!
Guests learn by
helping roundup and work every cow on the ranch.
COWBOY or COWGIRL
UP! |
Clay Allen
P.O. Box 9
Smiley, Texas 78159
Please use a Subject
line like
"Lazy F Guest Ranch
Information Request" to defeat
the SPAM FILTER
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LAZY
F WORKING GUEST RANCH SPRING ROUNDUP 2013
Saturday
30 March - Saturday 6 April 2013
(Updated
5 May 2012)
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$225/night/person
(includes
all taxes and gratuities)
7 night
minimum ($1575 total for 7 nights - requires
$200 non-refundable deposit)
The price of the
Lazy F Working Guest Ranch Spring Roundup includes room, meals and a horse
to care for, saddle, and ride...
AND we'll work your
"sitting down part" off, so get ready to Cowboy Up!!
You better like to ride
and work .... no slack ... daylight to dark .... Cowboy
Up and Get Er Done or Quit
and SIT
If you ever wanted to
know what it was and is like to be a full time Lazy F Working Guest Ranch
cowboy in Texas, just like in the 1800's when my Great Grandfather Sidney
Billings owned this ranch AND ANOTHER 80,000 ACRES (that works out to 125
square miles or 32,374 hectares) ... this is the time to do it. We'll
teach you the old fashioned way ... HANDS ON!! If you saw the John Wayne
movie, "The Cowboys", he took young boys and turned them into cowboys the
hard way, "Get on yer hoss and start working!!". You WILL
be a Lazy F Working Guest Ranch cowboy or cowgirl before you leave. And
DON'T think all "cowboy work" is in the saddle. If you have to kneel in
cow _ _ _ _ to cut a calf's little boy parts off ... then get ready
for blood on your hands and cow_ _ _ _ all over yourself. If a fence breaks
or gate needs repair... guess who helps. Or who I send to do it. This ain't
for the timid tenderfoot.
If you think this cute
little narrative is "stretch'n the truth", you better quit laughing now...
or laugh along with us with your "sitting down part" firmly in the saddle.
